How Indians do business!

Indian Business School 101

Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!!!!
Rajpat: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter?
Son: Well, in that case...ok!!

Next, Rajpat approaches Bill Gates!

Rajpat: I have a husband for your daughter...
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!
Rajpat: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...ok!!

Finally, Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!!!!
Rajpat: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case... ok!!

And that, my friend, is how Indians do business.
We should all learn from the INDIANS!!!!

感謝黃璀娟老師轉來這有趣的短文 :)